I like my steak more rare.
Oh, I love all my grey hair.
More kittens? No, I don't think we could cope.
That Bowie bloke's just crap.
No, I'm never one to snap.
Less online time, I always live in hope.
I want to put on weight.
No, of course I'm never late!
I want less time with men, they drive me mad.
And when all is said and done.
Despite trials from everyone.
You'll see that I am never, ever bad!
You're entitled not to trust me
'Cause my halo's gone all rusty,
And this cheeky grin shows truth most every time.
Just bear in mind I'm lovely,
And if nothing else I'm cuddly,
And we all know 'bad' ain't really such a crime ;)