Look, you can't wake up in the morning
if you haven't been to sleep
This is your final warning
I won't hear another peep

If I have to come upstairs
(apart from nipping to the loo)
I'll be bringing smacks in pairs
that's right - one for each of you

I've told you many times before
you know I must be right
if you don't get off to sleep
you'll be very bored all night

What's that? Yes but hurry up
you should have gone before
and don't forget to wipe it up
if you get some on the floor

Now get in bed and snuggle tight
I want to hear both of you snoring
no more talk or I'll turn out the light
And I'll see you both in the morning