It was a minor misdemeanour
Miss Davina used to make
and as the only one who's seen her
I'll expose her as a fake

She puts on hat and trousers
and a ginger false mustache
then she goes round local houses
in a daily search for cash

And all the children think of her
as kindly and quite funny
but her minor misdemeanour is
to pinch kid's pocket money

So if you ever see a man
with a rather strange mustache
get back home - fast as you can
and check up on your cash